EmeraldSilver Blogs

“I killed him, at the other table…”
“Well, then, you don’t deserve a dog. Turn that off.”

“You, painting, where’s the king?”

“…So really, I was born in Rhode Island and three neighboring states.”

“But some people are different. Some people have seen less Schwarzenegger movies than I have.”

“Oh, he’s only half vampire. He’s three feet under.”

“What channel was it on? The internet?”

“Don’t worry, I won’t leave anybody out.”
“I would like to be left out.”

“Oh, I heard you. It’s all these monkeys that I heard too.”

“What? You’ve taken our word for everything else we’ve said so far.”

“Where the hell did I get an accent?”
“Uh, you picked it up off one of the dead bodies and equipped it?”