Pathfinder, 7/28
“Whaaaat? I don’t even know what a whispering fart tower is.”
Category: Pathfinder
Pathfinder, 7/6
“Can we just… duct tape the vorpal sword to the end of Kevin’s lance?”
Pathfinder, 6/30
“Have you met my girlfriend? No, you haven’t.”
“I’m not sure she exists.”
“She really does exist! She really does exist in Canada.”
Pathfinder, 6/28
“Daredevil has an increasing problem with the modern world. ‘Oh, I can read ink… oh… wait… what is this? Is this an iPad? Screw you.'”
Pathfinder, 6/23
“Are you quite all right now?”
“Well, my arms hurt…”
“Yes, you were gnawing on them. You might want to drink a potion.”
Pathfinder, 6/21
“Not in this group.”
“What are you afraid that we’d do, that you don’t want to play Emma Frost?”
Pathfinder, 6/14
Pre-game:
“That wouldn’t have flown in 1977.”
“It’s a good thing I play in 2012.”
“Well, you don’t…”
“Touche.”
Pathfinder, 6/9
“I’m not sure halflings are allowed to sleep with gnomes.”
“Well, they’re not allowed to sleep with THIS gnome.”
Pathfinder, 6/7
“But in the grand scheme of things, a super duck really isn’t that much of a threat!”
Pathfinder, 5/10
“Actually, at our current rate of expansion, the continent will be an island…”