Pathfinder, 12/13
“It’s stripper pizza.” “Don’t care, had pizza.”
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Pathfinder, 12/7
“We are all keepers of the sacred flame of bullshit.”
Pathfinder, 11/30
“…And flying a flag on fire is a sign of distress.”
“And if the flag is on fire, it’s a sign that they’re REALLY in distress.”
Pathfinder, 11/16
“Bryan, is your office private…? And how salty are your nuts?”
“…I need an adult.”
Pathfinder, 11/8
“This afternoon, I will try to embed my accent back in my mustache.”
Pathfinder, 11/1
“Leave him there. Fuck him.”
“Mm-kay…”
“Not actually fuck him!”
Pathfinder, 10/26
“Who said you’re going to be killing someone?”
“I won’t be. I don’t have a weapon.”
Pathfinder, 10/18
“It’s D&D on Hard Mode.”
Pathfinder, 8/19
“76. I like that number. Just not when it’s directed at me.”
“I didn’t hit you with a 76. I hit you with a 90.”
Pathfinder, 8/4
“It puts the halfling in the bag.”