EmeraldSilver Blogs

“Basically, everything’s going to have this horrible burning sensation

“310 is the market price. You can talk them down. Particularly with the right surgical scalpels.”

“It’s a good thing they have eReaders… I don’t think they make D&D books in large print…”

“I think the last thing I need is a Cock Ring of Charisma…”

“Tin is technically a precious metal…”

“Whoo-hoo. That gives me a +2 in Survival. Now I can find Fangberries too!”

“Now two people in the party won’t touch that because it’s… sticky.”

“Bryan, roll Sense Motive.”
“19.”
“You wonder why you just did that.”

“Cerebroshag? Cerebroshag?? That’s the only kind of X-Men porn that didn’t exist until just now…”

“There’s lots of butter and garlic.”
“Oh, shit, Paula Deen’s been here!”