Pathfinder, 10/27
“Nobody’s reported it to ME! Have you seen the crap that I get?!”
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Pathfinder, 10/6
“Yeah, you could sell a real elven woman for a lot more than 85g…”
Pathfinder, 10/1
“You painted it black… you know, when we were in town, I could have bought you a tarp…”
Pathfinder, 9/29
“Darryl, 30,000 people have gone missing…”
Pathfinder, 9/24
“If we’re going to kneecap the professor, I at least get to stab a rioter. I’ve got these masterwork scalpels; we need to do a riotectemy.”
Pathfinder, 9/22
“I’m telling you… the most dangerous thing we’ve done so far is let those gnomes go.”
Pathfinder, 9/15
“You are the mast of everything situation.”
“My horse wrote that. He has a 17 Wisdom, but only an 8 Intelligence.”
Pathfinder, 9/10
“[The bear trap] would reach almost to our waists…”
Pathfinder, 9/8
“I have succeeded! I have connected my kingdom to the internet by way of pneumatic tubes!”
Pathfinder, 9/1
“Show me on the map where the bad man touched you…”