Pathfinder, 8/13
“What’s the mule named?”
“One.”
“What’s the mule named?”
“One.”
“Because that’s what you want: a grappling wizard.”
“Because yeah, that sound is annoying, but my dick is choking.”
“Free chloroform with every purchase of 3 smelling salts!”
“I gently and respectfully poke it with a stick.”
“WHY can I not have a horse I don’t fist?!”
“…to clean the taint that is troubling our city.”
“We have to clean their taint for them…”
“They’re called the Royal Baths.”
“It’s called ‘whore lives on streets, smells funny.'”
“This isn’t a dialect; it’s an insult to the ears.”
“Yeah, but we’re used to that from you.”
“…Notice that the clearing ahead is suspiciously… paved…”