“There’s grumbling. The bitterness keeps me warm.” “I negotiated a truce.”“I climbed out of a hole to agree to that truce.” “I can get to a tree 5 miles away.”“I can make a tree.”“I can also make a tree.”“This is the weirdest dick-measuring contest…” “I don’t want to look a pity friendship in the mouth, […]
“If you need to, you can duck inside my wind.”(snickering)“Hey, I didn’t say where that wind comes from.” “You’re looking pretty fly for a Greek Guy.” “We’re not gonna burn him in effigy; he’s right here!” “It’s not bad touching.”“But aren’t you trying to bad touch him?”“No!”
“Come on, you can always tell by the shoulders.” “I have a solution.”“Who’s dead?”“No one yet.” “That ‘yet’ really puts some punctuation on that.” “We would not dream of intruding on your generosity.”“Some of us would dream…”“We would not admit to dreaming of it.”“Dream on the inside! Dream on the inside!” “Sorry, can’t do meat […]
“It’s this way. He flew. On a bird.”“Or as a bird.”“One problem at a time.” “A warm wind blows out of the north, to the south.”“Making the bird fly faster.”“You don’t know; it could be just big enough for us.”“We’re walking…” “Call me suspicious, but…”“You’re suspicious.” “But who knows which way the wind is blowing?”“I […]
“He licks your neck gently.”“Uh, he licks the holy neck. Everything about me is holy.” “Other dude is not your problem right now.”“Oh, he’s my problem…” “So it’s gone?”“Sort of – well, it’s everywhere.”“It’s no longer a combatant.”“It’s now an environmental hazard.” “It’s going to leave your area of influence.”“No, it’s not.”“It really needs to […]
“Is the bar on both sides…”“No, that wouldn’t help.” “That would be rough on a commoner.”“Until you pile enough of them up.” “And was there a plan when we got here?”“No. To be fair, I expected to be arrested.” “They’re trying to be nice.”“Really?” “His mouth could be cleft too. We don’t judge.” “I’m just […]
“Sorry, I was playing basic D&D for a minute there.” “I’d like to roll lower on my save if my save dictates the amount of damage…” “You’re going to have to explain that to me. After we attack the guy.” “A seven? They’re going to take double damage and be blinded for a minute.”“He won’t […]
“If we do this quietly – ““With this group, that’s not gonna happen.” “Depends on what you ask and how you ask them. ‘So, can you tell me where they’ll be…’”“‘Can you draw me a map to get there?’” “Make your bullshittery roll.” “Hazardous is my middle name.”“You have a lot of middle names.” “Is […]
“Seventeen? I’m as surprised as you are.” “I mean, if you really want to confuse them, send me in. We’ll both walk away confused.” “If you want me to carry your flail, it will also not be visible.”A pause. Snickers.“Not like that!” “That’s not a terrible idea. It’s not the worst one you’ve had.”
“Seven.”“Very dead?”“Kills.” “To this day.”“No, it will never be to this day. And it will never, ever be to this very day.” “No, you guys are totally right. The captain? Is a drunk.”