“It’s showing you its underbelly.”“Soft… squishy… pulsating…”“Cloaca.” “More than that, you’re beginning to remember some… things. But we’ll talk about that later when your characters break down with post-traumatic stress.” “If the Ring of the Ram had hit is, I would have been drowning in gore. I would have needed swimming.” “Do you get the […]
“I have always had an attachment to – ““Weirdly fleshy?” “I just would like to point out my enjoyment that we went for the tape measure when we were staring at a map with 1 inch squares.” “I’m thinking of this as a giant millipede with human legs.”“I mean, I was thinking more a giant […]
“That is infinitely better than mine! I have a zero!” “Wait. Are you saying we’re in a were-house?” “They’ve probably thoroughly investigated this place. They’re pretty smart guys.”“…Ehhhhh. Sure.” “I’ve got an idea. You should go kick in their door and tell them to calm the fuck down.”“Good idea. Eventually I’ll have kicked in all […]
“And no, we don’t need to worry about a fire – we have a steaming tarp.” “That’s the thing – they can see into the future, but they’ve lost their depth perception.” “As you find yourself in front of four nearly elemental forces – ““But not elementals.” “That use time stop and pants you? I’m […]
“Somebody loses their initiative.”“What, my 13?” “Paracord golem!” “This isn’t a hentai!” “But that’s your thing! Armor and not being able to find focus spells.” “Well, you have your con modifier bonus.”“Like I said, I have 5 rounds.” “I’m not that worried about stabbing myself.”“I’m not that strong!” “I mean, if I end up sacrificing […]
“If you have one or more people sticking their weiner in the toaster…”“You’re never gonna have toast again?” “Mostly because I couldn’t think of what class to give him, so I didn’t.”“Yeah, he had no class.” “Is it ‘unlock’ in Elvish? I actually say ‘unlock in Elvish.’” “Dead men tell no tales.”“That’s not necessarily true.”“Oh, […]
“If you do not reach the ground within 1 minute, there is an issue.”“…Yeah.” “Next time we should go in through the window. It’d be a lot less fire.”“…Would it?”“I’d like to think so.” “Someone’s black tentacles are currently playing with you… and it’s rapidly becoming a hentai show.” “He’s gonna regret that in the […]
“They have an immense gravity. Like they are many, many times larger than they are.”“They’re almost as dense as we are.” “So after a few hands, he realizes he may have made a mistake…” “Sorry, I don’t believe in people shorter than my penis.” “It’s weird. I’m not used to being the voice of reason. […]
“…I used all of my words at the beginning of the session.” “You did good. Made good words.”“You did better than we would have.”“That’s because I have conversations, not commit verbal seppuku.” “That was supposed to be a compliment, but I think it came out wrong.” “This place seems to grind its people down to […]
“Do we all have that note?”“What’s a note?” “You would be surprised – maybe – at how many gnome vampires are in here.”“None?” “Can you survive another hit like that?”“Sure!”“I’m not sure I trust that ‘sure’…?” “Well, I couldn’t make the wall feel guilty.”“I think you could.” “Possession is 9/10 of the law, right?”“So we […]