“I’m trying to think of anything I can do with this. Anything. I could go fuck with the trees, but that doesn’t even sound fun.” “But why would he play in the water?”(a pause while everyone just… looks… at the speaker)“Yeah, you’re right.” “To be fair, half of that is what Pathfinder dumps on you […]
“We made some poor choices.”“Did we?”“Yes.” “I say in Imperial Common, ‘You should smile! He thinks he’s being friendly!’”“I am – wait.”
“Didn’t you try to guilt the moon into doing something?” “The whole world is dying? Ehhh. Spooky black clouds around the sun? Different story.” “In fact, we should send a message back that either the world is going to end in a year, or there’s going to be plenty of food, so those of you […]
“To be fair, I threw hero points to keep from getting completely smashed.” “Are they climbing the tower?”“Yes.”“Are the right in the head?”“No.” “That tower goes to the moon.”“Oh. I thought that was – ““That tower goes to the moon. To the moon, that tower goes.” “…That’s funny. I mimicked that and got close enough […]
“He doesn’t pull it out of thin air. He pulls it out of his stomach. Or something – I don’t know where his gates are.” “I don’t pull it out of my ass!”“But there’s more gates to come.” “I can fall just fine.”“Most people can.” “I have a single phrase in my head.”“The turtle moves?”“The […]
“Oh, no. I’ve been smuggling experience between my butt cheeks this whole time.” “It’s a learning things kind of ritual.”“See, and when I drink wine, I tend to un-learn things.” “How many planes do you mean to touch?”“As many as I can.” “We were agreeing!”“But we can’t do it without it sounding like an argument.” […]
“It’s showing you its underbelly.”“Soft… squishy… pulsating…”“Cloaca.” “More than that, you’re beginning to remember some… things. But we’ll talk about that later when your characters break down with post-traumatic stress.” “If the Ring of the Ram had hit is, I would have been drowning in gore. I would have needed swimming.” “Do you get the […]
“I have always had an attachment to – ““Weirdly fleshy?” “I just would like to point out my enjoyment that we went for the tape measure when we were staring at a map with 1 inch squares.” “I’m thinking of this as a giant millipede with human legs.”“I mean, I was thinking more a giant […]
“That is infinitely better than mine! I have a zero!” “Wait. Are you saying we’re in a were-house?” “They’ve probably thoroughly investigated this place. They’re pretty smart guys.”“…Ehhhhh. Sure.” “I’ve got an idea. You should go kick in their door and tell them to calm the fuck down.”“Good idea. Eventually I’ll have kicked in all […]
“And no, we don’t need to worry about a fire – we have a steaming tarp.” “That’s the thing – they can see into the future, but they’ve lost their depth perception.” “As you find yourself in front of four nearly elemental forces – ““But not elementals.” “That use time stop and pants you? I’m […]