“Somebody loses their initiative.”“What, my 13?” “Paracord golem!” “This isn’t a hentai!” “But that’s your thing! Armor and not being able to find focus spells.” “Well, you have your con modifier bonus.”“Like I said, I have 5 rounds.” “I’m not that worried about stabbing myself.”“I’m not that strong!” “I mean, if I end up sacrificing […]
“If you have one or more people sticking their weiner in the toaster…”“You’re never gonna have toast again?” “Mostly because I couldn’t think of what class to give him, so I didn’t.”“Yeah, he had no class.” “Is it ‘unlock’ in Elvish? I actually say ‘unlock in Elvish.’” “Dead men tell no tales.”“That’s not necessarily true.”“Oh, […]
“If you do not reach the ground within 1 minute, there is an issue.”“…Yeah.” “Next time we should go in through the window. It’d be a lot less fire.”“…Would it?”“I’d like to think so.” “Someone’s black tentacles are currently playing with you… and it’s rapidly becoming a hentai show.” “He’s gonna regret that in the […]
“They have an immense gravity. Like they are many, many times larger than they are.”“They’re almost as dense as we are.” “So after a few hands, he realizes he may have made a mistake…” “Sorry, I don’t believe in people shorter than my penis.” “It’s weird. I’m not used to being the voice of reason. […]
“…I used all of my words at the beginning of the session.” “You did good. Made good words.”“You did better than we would have.”“That’s because I have conversations, not commit verbal seppuku.” “That was supposed to be a compliment, but I think it came out wrong.” “This place seems to grind its people down to […]
“Do we all have that note?”“What’s a note?” “You would be surprised – maybe – at how many gnome vampires are in here.”“None?” “Can you survive another hit like that?”“Sure!”“I’m not sure I trust that ‘sure’…?” “Well, I couldn’t make the wall feel guilty.”“I think you could.” “Possession is 9/10 of the law, right?”“So we […]
“Oh, I thought you were going to say we were finding someone local and saying, ‘Hey, we’re living with you now…’”“No, that’s a different kind of hostile.” “Excuse me, what’s a good inn to stay at? Move there! We’re kicking you out of your house.” “This is going to be either a good idea or […]
“What made you choose this vessel?”“I liked the lines of your ship.”“Lies! You live in a bed of lies!”“I mean, I like the lines of the other ships too.” “Oh my god, I can even make ceramic cups. I am a teahouse all by myself!” “I’m surprised the one that bought the super-special note-taking tablet […]
“It couldn’t roll higher than a 10.”“Now it sounds like you.” “Oh, you said darkness! ‘No parents!’” “Chuckling or laughing uncontrollably?” “They are smaller.”“Until one of them eats the others and gains its strength.”“Not helping.” “That sounds like your lizard brain talking – and by that I mean your lizard brain talking.”
“There are some days I want to r-o-l-e and some days I want to r-o-l-l, and there’s no telling how that day’s gonna go.” “I chose not to be a voting member of this society.”“You still have a red rock in your pocket.”“Or am I happy to see you?” “Are you… trying to find us […]