“Oh, I thought you were going to say we were finding someone local and saying, ‘Hey, we’re living with you now…’”“No, that’s a different kind of hostile.” “Excuse me, what’s a good inn to stay at? Move there! We’re kicking you out of your house.” “This is going to be either a good idea or […]
“What made you choose this vessel?”“I liked the lines of your ship.”“Lies! You live in a bed of lies!”“I mean, I like the lines of the other ships too.” “Oh my god, I can even make ceramic cups. I am a teahouse all by myself!” “I’m surprised the one that bought the super-special note-taking tablet […]
“It couldn’t roll higher than a 10.”“Now it sounds like you.” “Oh, you said darkness! ‘No parents!’” “Chuckling or laughing uncontrollably?” “They are smaller.”“Until one of them eats the others and gains its strength.”“Not helping.” “That sounds like your lizard brain talking – and by that I mean your lizard brain talking.”
“There are some days I want to r-o-l-e and some days I want to r-o-l-l, and there’s no telling how that day’s gonna go.” “I chose not to be a voting member of this society.”“You still have a red rock in your pocket.”“Or am I happy to see you?” “Are you… trying to find us […]
“I don’t like that chair there – I want it over here.”“This is why we can’t have nice things over there.” “Nevertheless, I walk around with sticks of meat between my fingers like some sort of meat-based Wolverine.” “I mean, I had this otherworldly voice that said the ball is firmly in our court, so…” […]
“My friends – ““Oooh, we’re friends now!” “Did you just dab?”“He kissed his guns.”“I thought he dabbed. I don’t know which one is worse, though.” “I’m not making a calendar.”“…That was a very pointed denial.” “It’s actually kind of hot.”“How hot?”“Well, scorching for me. Let’s call it 90.”“Celsius?!” “Look, I only squirt on myself in […]
“And by ‘go talk to them,’ do you mean you’re going to talk to them or you’re going to start shit?”“I’m going to throw them into the cell upstairs. And then I’m going to go talk to the mayor.”“Are you going to talk to the mayor or are you going to start shit?” “I’m not […]
“I knew it wasn’t Canadian, because Canada doesn’t have its own genre of RPGs.” “Two of us were throwing big, flashy spells around.”“I threw wind at a stump.” “Some of us like hand motions!”“…Did you just do ‘I’m a little teapot’?” “We can help you find alterative lifestyles – I don’t mean it like that.” […]
“They say elves are supposed to be eloquent.”“Only when they choose to be. Otherwise they’re assholes.” “I have a fox.”“What does it say?” “He’s got a spell that give me temporary hit points. I do the polar bear plunge for temporary hit points.” “Don’t let her see you raise the shield; she might get ideas.” […]
“I mean, Will is my weast – ““Weast?”“I was trying for worst and least…” “I could just make water.”“So could they. That’s part of the problem.” “This is how you find traps, kids.”“Send in the rogue?!” “Oh wait, a full page later, there are the creatures.”“Ahh, Paizo, how I missed you.” “Dammit, Tolkien, I don’t […]