“There is a 40 foot ridge ahead of you.”“So the opposite of a ravine, then.” “I have an 18 for my Reflex.”“I have a 28.”“28 succeeds.”“I have ‘standing in a hallway that’s not full of flame.’” “They are very hard.”“I headbutt them into oblivion.” “You fucking Leonidas your way through that spike trap.” “Did you […]
“It’s the fucking shibari delivery service.” “Tiny herbs need tiny swords.” “Does the sparrow fly up to you and say, ‘Does the one minute begin when the sparrow shows up, or does it start after that? We should find out. But first, we’ve got to get this message out…’” “Some of us are more modest […]
“Stabbing people is a people skill! It’s got ‘people’ right in the name.” “Well, being stabbed still has people in it, so that’s still a people skill, right?” “I’m sorry, I’m still on the idea of the stork delivering dwarven babies to some sort of glorified compressed-air mail tube system…” “Flaming hands?”“Yes. Flaming wrists was […]
“That just sounds like you’re being cruel as well as dismissive. ‘Do you want the shit that all the magic was stripped out of?’ Yeah, sure, thanks.” “More damage never hurts anybody.” “Timekeeping is not a precise science!” “This is the worst rave ever. Flash-two-three-four-five-six.” “So you’re asking for my help.”“I think it would not […]
“It’s tingle fingers from here on out!” “Find your own mushroom to hide behind!”“I’m not hiding behind a mushroom – I’m hiding behind you!” “How about bleeding objects?”“Oh, just rub some dirt in it.” “It’s suddenly a samurai movie.” “And your third action?”“I don’t have to, but I vomit anyway.” “Gotta love it when the […]
“Who nominated you captain of the team?”“God.”“There’s a lot of those; you’re going to have to be more specific.”“I don’t thing I need to.” “Until the end of the turn, you get a save against mental issues.”“I have plenty of mental issues, but I don’t think I get saves against them…” “This kobold seems dodgier […]
“Transfer 10 minutes of information in an instant.”“That’s a lot of information.”“That’s the conversation me and Pete just had.” “I don’t even know what to do with gold.”“Give it to small children.”“What if they swallow it?”“Not that small.” “Why would you put pants on under the robe when you have total freedom?” “Crits me, fumbles […]
“That’s why I like this game. I can neither succeed nor fail against you.” “When did you join the school newspaper?”“Just recently…”“A few minutes ago.”“I’m not sure how recently.”“I’m not sure there’s a school newspaper.” “Every can we’ve found in this game has been a can of beans.”“All two of them.” “All cans are cans […]
“Mina called. Felix found something. Possibly a body.”“Can I bring a stick?”“Sure!” “Sangvard. Sangvard! Pick up the phone!”“This body’s not getting any deader!”“No, wait, yes it is.” “There’s a dead body!”“Wha – ““I don’t know. Get your stick and let’s go.” “Hmm. What goes best with dead bodies?”“Gummy worms. Obviously.” “You don’t think I found […]
“You guys are sounding less than awful.”“That’s our new name.”“Is this a ‘name of the week’ kind of band?”“No, we just change names every time we get a new member.” “Is the library open?”“Yes. Unlike Texas, Sweden can operate as a frozen hellscape.” “Hey, you’ve gotta come help us find a dog.”“Does it matter what […]