“See, begging is ok; foraging is not!”“That’s the line, sorry.” “Wait, can we imagine Patrick cooking?”“How many firefighters do we have in town?”“Not enough.” “Odd or even?”“Odd.”“…That’s a triceratops.” “Have you heard from the other two?”“…No. Nobody else is awake. It’s early.”“Oh! Right. You guys don’t live on a farm.” “He got dressed this morning.”“Did […]
“What secrets do you have?”“Well… I can’t tell you because then it wouldn’t be a secret anymore.” “Who wants to join the gang and can’t?”“My brother. Felix.”“Felix is my best friend.” “I have an encyclopedia.”“Abridged or volume of a set?”“I have a backpack…” “Darryl, do you have any friends? I mean Sangvard!”“Well.”“Besides them! I didn’t […]
“‘I knew there was something about you I didn’t like.’ I throw my fish out the window.” “Then I will make a door with a latch and two hinges.”“Two hinges, and no more. Three is right out.” “It says these creatures ascend the staircase tirelessly… unless a stone wall stops them.” “Assuming we survive this, […]
“It’s a little-known fact that all armor in 5E has a little bit of spandex…” “I’m not looking forward to getting hit with those hands.”“Or the students.”“That’s why I’m not looking forward to getting hit with those hands – they’re covered in student.” “No one can see Khleyo, but everyone knows where she is, because […]
“The horns don’t look right.”“They don’t look right – they look left.” “Really kind of needed you on the ground.”“You didn’t say please.” “Morgan! I have good news and bad news. You’re unconscious. And very cold. But you’re not afraid of the moose.” “Eat scorching ray – well, not that one.” “Doppler effect moose?”“Is that […]
“I look at the corpses.”“Don’t touch them.”“Don’t taste them.” “If we just made a list of all the unimportant things he has to do because he’s an elf…” “You’re not going to attack; you’re just going to annoy.”“Yeah.” “OK, pull like glue, or pull like salt water taffy?”“Probably like taffy.” “That, my friend, is disgusting.”“It’s […]
“Let’s beach this mushroom cap.” “Straight towards the bird.”“Yeah.”“Caveat: I’m going to stick along the wall, because I firmly believe I’m a ninja right now.” “And Kleo, how are you approaching?”“With poise and determination.”“Straight towards the duck?”“Yeah.” “Ra, ra, red, hit it in the head!”“Ah, not the head.”“Ra, ra, cloaca, hit it till it ache-a?” […]
“And I totally would have done stuff the round before the door opened if I had realized I was about to open the door.” “when did she become the lady with the bad breath?”“I seem to recall last time we were here, she breathed on us – ““It was Thunder Breath!”“And it was bad!” “Do […]
“You know whoever creates the trap gets all the XP.”“‘How did you get to be so high level?’ ‘Mmm… graduate students.’” “So you can fall in because it’s lubricated?”“We’ll know where it’s lubricated.”“Except we’re not lubricating it, because nobody has anything to do it with.”“That they’re admitting to…” “Darryl, I want you to know that […]
“It’s one of the… mechanical bendy mattresses.”“Adjustable?”“YES.”“I was thinking not reclinable… declinable…? No…” “A rather lithe tiefling covered in blood-red skin – ““His or someone else’s?” “I do have swimming actually written on my character.”“But does it have a number next to it?”“It does not.” “Four hours of glowing.”“Could be four days.”“Weeks.” “Wear the leather…”“There’s […]