Author: Sarah

“And then we kill them.”“For their crimes?”“For getting caught.” “I am not hungry.”“Then why did you steal…

“Besides, we have to make sure the fight starts.”“That’s a good plan. I like this plan.”“I’m pretty…

“We’re thieves! If we’re not stealing anything, we’re not doing what we were put on this earth…

“You, boy, carry this bag for me – it’s too heavy!”“What’s in that bag? A ladder?”“No, that’s…

“There has to be a portmanteau there – banana pandemic…” “Bathe me and bring me to me.”…

“We didn’t hide it the first time! It went walkabout, and we had to bury an effigy…

“I clearly became obsessed with portraits.”“Became?” “You are just making shit up now.”“Now? Now?!”

“Unless you have an eighteen-block.”“It’s just a double-wide, ok?” “Why does this not sound familiar? I’ve been…

“Fucking human engineering!” “Buy him something fancy – “(snorts)“Alcohol. Fancy alcohol.” “If I were a vizier, that’s…

“You have a… breastplate… huh?”“That was on the side!” “He doesn’t have all the hats I’ve got.”“I…