Author: Sarah

Thieves’ Guild, 8/12

“There has to be a portmanteau there – banana pandemic…” “Bathe me and bring me to me.”…

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Thieves’ Guild, 8/5

“We didn’t hide it the first time! It went walkabout, and we had to bury an effigy…

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Thieves’ Guild, 7/29

“I clearly became obsessed with portraits.”“Became?” “You are just making shit up now.”“Now? Now?!”

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Thieves’ Guild, 7/15

“Unless you have an eighteen-block.”“It’s just a double-wide, ok?” “Why does this not sound familiar? I’ve been…

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Thieves’ Guild, 6/17

“Fucking human engineering!” “Buy him something fancy – “(snorts)“Alcohol. Fancy alcohol.” “If I were a vizier, that’s…

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Thieves’ Guild, 6/10

“You have a… breastplate… huh?”“That was on the side!” “He doesn’t have all the hats I’ve got.”“I…

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Thieves’ Guild, 5/27

“My version of helping the Dreaming is knifing a bunch of people and then going, ‘Fog?’” “We’ve…

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Thieves’ Guild, 5/13

“One thing at a time. Who later, what now.” “You’re too emotional about this. Let’s find something…

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Thieves’ Guild, 5/6

“It’s a burden being smart. People ask you what to do, and you’re like ‘stabbings?’” “Oh, it’s…

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Thieves’ Guild, 4/29

“Not all squiggles are writing!”“I know. That’s why I’m asking him! You’re unreliable.” “It might be too…

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