Author: Sarah

“I don’t know how you’d play a selkie without being a bard.”“Yeah, but all your songs would…

“Who at this table has a con bonus?”“A negative bonus is still a bonus.” “You guys fucking…

“Ambrose.”“That was Ambrose.”“I know.”“Oh, that’s an attack…”

“I’m a gnome with 9 strength!”“All you need is the strength of a Nine!” “I didn’t get…

“As long as you believe your bullshit, somebody else will too.” “I’m sorry we defeated it so…

“They would not kick your ass. They would adjust your ass to smile ratio, sir.” “Nine eats…

“Poked a badger with a spoon. What? It’s an original sin.” “I mean, he’s either going to…

“The cricket remembers!”“That goddamned cricket is holding it hostage.” “I stole more than everybody else. I stole…

“This is why we can’t put him in a dustpan – there’s too many knives.” “I’m gonna…

“Electricity? Is that a gnome term?” “Lightning.”“Ohh – lightning! Why didn’t you say so?”“I did!” “I’m not…