Author: Sarah

“That’s what happens when you tie someone up with a performance check.” “Does this have anything to…

“The bad kind of water balloon.” “To be fair, four pounds isn’t that heavy, but it’s really…

“I am edging into heroin chic.”“Is that with or without an e?” “I mean, I can fastball…

“No one invited the beetles to the ball.” “It’s beetle… putty… oozes out of it.”“Beetle juice?”“You can…

“And every once in a while, I say, ‘And that’s Aiden.’”“‘Who?’” “No wonder he’s stylish.”“I’m sorry, are…

“What do you know about fashion? You just bought that shirt.” “You have almost as many names…

“I don’t think I’ve ever been to a gaming seance!” “Who gave the spiders swords? This is…

“Because he didn’t see like a bad guy. Unlike that spider.” “We are not getting kidnapped.”“Of course….

“No one expects the great detectives!” “The unsolicited help?”“In this case, unsolicited information.”“You don’t get the stress,…

“I am not going to attempt to pronounce the name of this town, because it’s a series…