Author: Sarah

“I will yell out, ‘They are tiny pianists!’” “So it wasn’t ‘not the face’?”

“I have once again chosen the Spanish duelist, and I don’t want to hear a word, because…

“Use the spirit of dousing!”“No, no, dowsing is how you find water.” “Also, I’m too pretty to…

“There’s grumbling. The bitterness keeps me warm.” “I negotiated a truce.”“I climbed out of a hole to…

“If you need to, you can duck inside my wind.”(snickering)“Hey, I didn’t say where that wind comes…

“Come on, you can always tell by the shoulders.” “I have a solution.”“Who’s dead?”“No one yet.” “That…

“It’s this way. He flew. On a bird.”“Or as a bird.”“One problem at a time.” “A warm…

“He licks your neck gently.”“Uh, he licks the holy neck. Everything about me is holy.” “Other dude…

“My note says ‘We’re in a zone of truth, don’t murder people.’” “I was told not to…

“Is the bar on both sides…”“No, that wouldn’t help.” “That would be rough on a commoner.”“Until you…