Author: Sarah

“Sorry, I was playing basic D&D for a minute there.” “I’d like to roll lower on my…

“If we do this quietly – ““With this group, that’s not gonna happen.” “Depends on what you…

“Seventeen? I’m as surprised as you are.” “I mean, if you really want to confuse them, send…

“Seven.”“Very dead?”“Kills.” “To this day.”“No, it will never be to this day. And it will never, ever…

“Pocket biscuit?”“How long has that been in your pocket?”“I mean, time is…”“Too long.” “We’ve searched the whole…

“I prefer my hourglasses non-GMO.” “If you keep going, maybe you’ll find a pamphlet? A Cliff’s notes,…

“Oh, that’s right. You got touched in an impure manner.”“And bombed my best save while I was…

“I didn’t budget for bail.” “We have enough problems without bringing in dead fish.” “That old adage…

“I’m trying to think of anything I can do with this. Anything. I could go fuck with…

“We made some poor choices.”“Did we?”“Yes.” “I say in Imperial Common, ‘You should smile! He thinks he’s…