Author: Sarah
“We made some poor choices.”“Did we?”“Yes.” “I say in Imperial Common, ‘You should smile! He thinks he’s…
“Didn’t you try to guilt the moon into doing something?” “The whole world is dying? Ehhh. Spooky…
“To be fair, I threw hero points to keep from getting completely smashed.” “Are they climbing the…
“He doesn’t pull it out of thin air. He pulls it out of his stomach. Or something…
“Oh, no. I’ve been smuggling experience between my butt cheeks this whole time.” “It’s a learning things…
“It’s showing you its underbelly.”“Soft… squishy… pulsating…”“Cloaca.” “More than that, you’re beginning to remember some… things. But…
“I have always had an attachment to – ““Weirdly fleshy?” “I just would like to point out…
“That is infinitely better than mine! I have a zero!” “Wait. Are you saying we’re in a…
“And no, we don’t need to worry about a fire – we have a steaming tarp.” “That’s…
“Somebody loses their initiative.”“What, my 13?” “Paracord golem!” “This isn’t a hentai!” “But that’s your thing! Armor…