Author: Sarah
“You realize that if it’s the height of the empire, we’d be its downfall, right?”
“The worst thing it can do is spin the inside of the circle.”“That seems like a failure…
“Dwarves are not known for their clinginess.” “Don’t make me lower your intelligence.” “People have clearly gotten…
“I need 10 minutes.”“I can guarantee 6 seconds.” “Dwarves have just an innate ability to swim through…
“Doctorate studies, also known as forgery?”“I have that.” “I am really hoping that if things go well…
“It was totally worth thunder-waving the nursery.”“Plant nursery, not child nursery. He did not Thunder Wave the…
“Are you sure it’s not a mirror?”“There’s five of us.”“Three, sir!”(deep sigh) “My darkvision is better than…
“Please stop. Please stop. I know you want to get to the doing stuff part, but let’s…
“And we know who’s going to push the button.”“Why are you all looking at me?” “I got…
“I feel like you’re making this up.” pause “You in fact have 4 backpacks.” “He’s over his…