Author: Sarah

“I made ONE note!”“That’s what I needed.” “I would like to look at the records on –…

“Pedantic.”“At a school.” “That’s not the missing student we’re looking for.” “So in an effort to deflect…

“You told her where the mudskipper is, didn’t you?”“No, but I made some suggestions.” “What DID we…

“I mean, to be fair, the mudskipper is your roommate and she’s just the annoying pet.” “You…

“That’s not what I was expecting.”“I was not asking about their shoulders.” “I was expecting you were…

“The only uniform would be steel-toed boots.”“So… naked except for boots?” “Nothing says a ball-buster like wearing…

“I’m going to attempt to be intimately familiar with all her personal objects in our room.” “Someone’s…

“Are you pro Vader and the Emperor surviving?”“No.”“That was a long pause.”

“We can close the door.”“With the cat outside the door…?”

“After drinking for 72 hours, you’re damn right you have to go.”