Author: Sarah

“Oh, right! I need dice. So I can roll them when I need to stall for time.”

“I licked a fish and I liked it?”

“Why are we going fishing at the Texas Motor Speedway?” “That’s where the fastest fish are!”

“So what you’re saying is, as building materials go, you do not recommend Sweet N’ Low packets…

“You’re a funeral crasher?” “Sort of. They probably needed a hug.”

“Uh oh, Pete looks like he had an idea.” “No, I just can’t get this thing to…

“This time, we did it right.” “This time, we’re facing arson charges.”

“Aren’t there games where rolling low is better?” “Yes, but they suck and they shouldn’t play it.”

“I feel like this is what your character would be doing anyway.” “This is true.”

“There was enough cheap beer that you don’t really remember last night, but you don’t remember having…