Author: Sarah

“The pipes don’t just come off!”“They can.” “So the thing I’ve learned about Transport Repair and Capitol…

“You’re the one that took the job.”“To be fair, I thought Tatooine was closer to the core.”

“You know, I would give him Vulnerability: Backhoe. I would allow that.”

“I would allow ‘music,’ but with the stipulation that the air quotes are implied.”

“I have a blueprint.”“I wouldn’t have even required a blueprint!”

“So you have six days until the apocalypse. Well, ok, you have six days to stop the…

“I just keep writing down random assemblages of letters, and I don’t remember who they were…”

“The Monster has not driven itself yet – urp.”“Not while you were in it!”“Okay, I cannot prove…

“I actually went and got a pair of noise-canceling headphones and took them apart to see how…

“I’m just blasting ‘where is everyone?’ on the psychic link, and then I’m shutting it down.”