Author: Sarah
“Oh! Is tonight neighborhood arson night?”“What you fail to understand is that every night is neighborhood arson…
“No arson, no arrests, all my crimes happened in other centuries…”
“I’m gonna call it three people agreed to the plan.”“Noah didn’t agree. Noah just said he could…
“God damn it! That shit’s in my graveyard!”
“Oh, right! I need dice. So I can roll them when I need to stall for time.”
“I licked a fish and I liked it?”
“Why are we going fishing at the Texas Motor Speedway?” “That’s where the fastest fish are!”
“So what you’re saying is, as building materials go, you do not recommend Sweet N’ Low packets…
“You’re a funeral crasher?” “Sort of. They probably needed a hug.”
“Uh oh, Pete looks like he had an idea.” “No, I just can’t get this thing to…