Author: Sarah
September 17, 2014
“Wait, do we set a standard?”
September 10, 2014
“I’ve started leading with horse fisting… that’s not getting tweeted, is it?” “It is now.”
August 21, 2014
“Bryan, I sent you your panties.” “…What?”
August 6, 2014
“I was very afraid at that time; I was new and you people were awful.”
July 30, 2014
“Friends don’t let friends drive drunk on power.”
July 24, 2014
“I notice you didn’t mention pants.” “That’s why they call it ‘commando.’”
July 17, 2014
“Think of how many horrible things politicians have said in the last five years. How many of…
July 9, 2014
“I’m not sure I’d trust him…” “You can stop there.”
July 2, 2014
“He was supposed to wrangle strippers. …I almost said strangle trippers…”
June 25, 2014
“We’re gonna miss him… and his skills… and his combat prowess…” “Well, I’ve got his skills covered…