Author: Sarah

“Don’t dig the hole too deep; the island might flip over.”

“Great.  ‘Don’t worry, Bryan, you have the building skills of a five year old.’” “He’s six, thank…

“They could have spent that time doing 42 good things!” “Or 42 different evil things!”

“This is not auction for the lowest bidder!”

[Discussing guns in vaginas…] “I wish I hadn’t thought of that.” “What?” “Gives a whole new meaning…

“If this taco was any messier, Bryan would be covered in barbecue sauce.” “I already am.”

“There’s a teleport upgrade for World of Tanks?” “Yes, it’s called Displacement, or Internet Lag.”

“Well, technically Christmas is Jesus’s birthday, so the heresy must have reset.”

“My next prize in my fucking Cracker Jacks better be a hand job.”

“And that’s just a whole other set of jokes that I’m not going to be the initiator…