Author: Sarah

“Nobody’s reported it to ME! Have you seen the crap that I get?!”

“Yeah, you could sell a real elven woman for a lot more than 85g…”

“You painted it black… you know, when we were in town, I could have bought you a tarp…”

“Darryl, 30,000 people have gone missing…”

“If we’re going to kneecap the professor, I at least get to stab a rioter. I’ve got these masterwork scalpels; we need to do a riotectemy.”

“I’m telling you… the most dangerous thing we’ve done so far is let those gnomes go.”

“You are the mast of everything situation.”
“My horse wrote that. He has a 17 Wisdom, but only an 8 Intelligence.”

“[The bear trap] would reach almost to our waists…”

“I have succeeded! I have connected my kingdom to the internet by way of pneumatic tubes!”

“Show me on the map where the bad man touched you…”