Author: Sarah
June 14, 2012
“I’m not sure halflings are allowed to sleep with gnomes.”
“Well, they’re not allowed to sleep with THIS gnome.”
June 14, 2012
“But in the grand scheme of things, a super duck really isn’t that much of a threat!”
May 31, 2012
“Actually, at our current rate of expansion, the continent will be an island…”
May 31, 2012
“I killed him, at the other table…”
“Well, then, you don’t deserve a dog. Turn that off.”
May 3, 2012
“You, painting, where’s the king?”
April 28, 2012
“…So really, I was born in Rhode Island and three neighboring states.”
April 26, 2012
“But some people are different. Some people have seen less Schwarzenegger movies than I have.”
April 14, 2012
“Oh, he’s only half vampire. He’s three feet under.”
April 14, 2012
“What channel was it on? The internet?”
March 24, 2012
“Don’t worry, I won’t leave anybody out.”
“I would like to be left out.”