Author: Sarah
January 12, 2012
“Sorry, ‘sinister longboat’…”
January 12, 2012
“Isn’t necrophilia a victimless crime?”
December 29, 2011
“I didn’t know you were an Inquisitor, Jon.”
“Yeah, I just haven’t inquisited anyone yet.”
December 22, 2011
“What are you doing?”
“Making a barrel of trolls?”
“Troll-tron!”
December 15, 2011
“Basically, everything’s going to have this horrible burning sensation
December 15, 2011
“310 is the market price. You can talk them down. Particularly with the right surgical scalpels.”
December 10, 2011
“It’s a good thing they have eReaders… I don’t think they make D&D books in large print…”
December 8, 2011
“I think the last thing I need is a Cock Ring of Charisma…”
November 27, 2011
“Tin is technically a precious metal…”
November 27, 2011
“Whoo-hoo. That gives me a +2 in Survival. Now I can find Fangberries too!”