Author: Sarah

“Also, Havok won’t let you VTOL the QuinJet because he won’t let the valet drive it away.”

“Whaaaat? I don’t even know what a whispering fart tower is.”

“What about stuff like that?”
“Well, I have stuff.”
“What about that?”

“Can we just… duct tape the vorpal sword to the end of Kevin’s lance?”

“Have you met my girlfriend? No, you haven’t.”
“I’m not sure she exists.”
“She really does exist! She really does exist in Canada.”

“Daredevil has an increasing problem with the modern world. ‘Oh, I can read ink… oh… wait… what is this? Is this an iPad? Screw you.'”

“I’m going to use my index cards, Bryan, because they’re large enough for me to not write in fish.”

“Are you quite all right now?”
“Well, my arms hurt…”
“Yes, you were gnawing on them. You might want to drink a potion.”

“Not in this group.”
“What are you afraid that we’d do, that you don’t want to play Emma Frost?”

Pre-game:
“That wouldn’t have flown in 1977.”
“It’s a good thing I play in 2012.”
“Well, you don’t…”
“Touche.”