“You can check for traps. Typically done by saying, ‘Morgan, open this door.’”“I’ll take the 26 instead…
“This is why the magic is draining away. It’s all this bullshit in the dungeon.” “What’s this?…
“I missed the kidney by that much. They’re alive-ish.”“They’re on their way to the Necromancy class.” “Crochetmail?”…
“You’d like to think this. And I could will one into existence – I am the GM.”…
“I’m just shooting for ‘not noticed by the librarian.’”“Your bar’s a lot lower than it used to…
“‘What is the name of the book?’ ‘Which book?’ ‘The one with all the sprinkles!’”
“I made ONE note!”“That’s what I needed.” “I would like to look at the records on –…
“Pedantic.”“At a school.” “That’s not the missing student we’re looking for.” “So in an effort to deflect…
“You told her where the mudskipper is, didn’t you?”“No, but I made some suggestions.” “What DID we…
“I mean, to be fair, the mudskipper is your roommate and she’s just the annoying pet.” “You…