“He can come quietly and watch the fucking game.” “I like how that started with ‘he can…
“Yeah, but if he’s the normal one, then we have to start asking why he’s gaming with…
“The one in the middle is called ‘The Whale’.” “Whale Wheaton?”
“OMG, it’s a clam!” “…What?” “It’s a bi-valve!” “I think you just came up with a joke…
“It’s stripper pizza.” “Don’t care, had pizza.”
“We are all keepers of the sacred flame of bullshit.”
“…And flying a flag on fire is a sign of distress.”
“And if the flag is on fire, it’s a sign that they’re REALLY in distress.”
“Bryan, is your office private…? And how salty are your nuts?”
“…I need an adult.”
“This afternoon, I will try to embed my accent back in my mustache.”
“Leave him there. Fuck him.”
“Mm-kay…”
“Not actually fuck him!”