“Yeah, but if he’s the normal one, then we have to start asking why he’s gaming with…
“The one in the middle is called ‘The Whale’.” “Whale Wheaton?”
“OMG, it’s a clam!” “…What?” “It’s a bi-valve!” “I think you just came up with a joke…
“It’s stripper pizza.” “Don’t care, had pizza.”
“We are all keepers of the sacred flame of bullshit.”
“…And flying a flag on fire is a sign of distress.”
“And if the flag is on fire, it’s a sign that they’re REALLY in distress.”
“Bryan, is your office private…? And how salty are your nuts?”
“…I need an adult.”
“This afternoon, I will try to embed my accent back in my mustache.”
“Leave him there. Fuck him.”
“Mm-kay…”
“Not actually fuck him!”
“Who said you’re going to be killing someone?”
“I won’t be. I don’t have a weapon.”