Pre-game:
“That wouldn’t have flown in 1977.”
“It’s a good thing I play in 2012.”
“Well, you don’t…”
“Touche.”
“I’m not sure halflings are allowed to sleep with gnomes.”
“Well, they’re not allowed to sleep with THIS gnome.”
“But in the grand scheme of things, a super duck really isn’t that much of a threat!”
“Actually, at our current rate of expansion, the continent will be an island…”
“I killed him, at the other table…”
“Well, then, you don’t deserve a dog. Turn that off.”
“You, painting, where’s the king?”
“…So really, I was born in Rhode Island and three neighboring states.”
“But some people are different. Some people have seen less Schwarzenegger movies than I have.”
“Oh, he’s only half vampire. He’s three feet under.”
“What channel was it on? The internet?”