“76. I like that number. Just not when it’s directed at me.”
“I didn’t hit you with a 76. I hit you with a 90.”
“It puts the halfling in the bag.”
“Also, Havok won’t let you VTOL the QuinJet because he won’t let the valet drive it away.”
“Whaaaat? I don’t even know what a whispering fart tower is.”
“What about stuff like that?”
“Well, I have stuff.”
“What about that?”
“Can we just… duct tape the vorpal sword to the end of Kevin’s lance?”
“Have you met my girlfriend? No, you haven’t.”
“I’m not sure she exists.”
“She really does exist! She really does exist in Canada.”
“Daredevil has an increasing problem with the modern world. ‘Oh, I can read ink… oh… wait… what is this? Is this an iPad? Screw you.'”
“I’m going to use my index cards, Bryan, because they’re large enough for me to not write in fish.”
“Are you quite all right now?”
“Well, my arms hurt…”
“Yes, you were gnawing on them. You might want to drink a potion.”