June 2, 2011
“…Notice that the clearing ahead is suspiciously… paved…”
June 2, 2011
“Given that its only attack is a bite attack… if it survives to attack you, all it can do is gum you.”
June 2, 2011
“Do we have a war crimes party sheet? ‘Cause we’re going to need one…”
July 29, 2010
“We’re in Siberia? Why are we in Siberia?”
“Because you slept with my wife!”
“I’m not sure that has anything to do with it…”
July 22, 2010
“Then you can take romantic oatmeal baths together.”
June 24, 2010
“Screw you, underwater tea party. We’re playing lava cards.”
June 17, 2010
“The world’s not ready for a fat Mormon with a key-taur.”
June 3, 2010
“Dude, you didn’t break your helmet – I farted in it!”
May 13, 2010
“They need a better name than spider-rabbits.”
“How about ‘Tom’?”
April 29, 2010
“Dude, he just called you a Disney princess.”
“… I’m a Disney princess…”