Author: Sarah

“I already came up with one name! Now I have to come up with an alias?” “Sharp…

“I’d like to point out that it wouldn’t take nearly that much effort to dispatch me, if…

“Eh, I added him under friends.” “Not under enemies?” “Frenemies?”

“-4 Intelligence.” “I wasn’t using it for anything anyway.”

“I decided to tie my boat to his dinghy.” “Don’t make weapons at the beach.” “How is…

“His attendance is rather like the question of Schrodinger’s cat.”

“You can’t fix stupid.” “Thanos could have.”

“Let’s all get drunk and wake up as halflings in a primitive valley.” “I don’t think it…

“Hey, Tezcatlipoca! I haven’t seen you widdle on anything since you saw Cortez and decided you wanted…

“Are you… planning to take some other human woman to experimental German theater?”