Author: Sarah

“The best part is, it makes interrogating people we’ve accidentally killed much easier!”

“You’re going the Bryan route?” “I’m going the Kacey route: high performance, low ability.”

“You basically had to have the mental powers of a stage magician to mind-control us.”

“Obnoxious, not voluptuous.”

“Was that you?” “Even if I called it, it still wasn’t me. That’s Thor, my friend.” “Was…

“Okay, out of respect for the 20 years or so I’ve been gaming with you guys, I…

“And everything’s all sticky.” “Yeah, because someone keeps webbing everything.” “I can grease it! It’ll make it…

“What do you guys have for bonds?” “Well, I have these fuzzy handcuffs.”

“Well, party’s dead.” “It took longer than we expected.” “I’m trying!” “We know.”

“I mean, where’s the colorful vomiting? Where’s the bleeding from the face?” “The DMG.”