Author: Sarah
June 13, 2019
“I’d like to point out that it wouldn’t take nearly that much effort to dispatch me, if…
June 7, 2019
“Eh, I added him under friends.” “Not under enemies?” “Frenemies?”
June 5, 2019
“-4 Intelligence.” “I wasn’t using it for anything anyway.”
June 5, 2019
“I decided to tie my boat to his dinghy.” “Don’t make weapons at the beach.” “How is…
May 15, 2019
“His attendance is rather like the question of Schrodinger’s cat.”
May 8, 2019
“You can’t fix stupid.” “Thanos could have.”
May 1, 2019
“Let’s all get drunk and wake up as halflings in a primitive valley.” “I don’t think it…
April 25, 2019
“Hey, Tezcatlipoca! I haven’t seen you widdle on anything since you saw Cortez and decided you wanted…
April 10, 2019
“Are you… planning to take some other human woman to experimental German theater?”
April 4, 2019
“Did you drown in mashed potatoes?” “Whoa. That is uncalled-for.”