Author: Sarah

“And everything’s all sticky.” “Yeah, because someone keeps webbing everything.” “I can grease it! It’ll make it…

“What do you guys have for bonds?” “Well, I have these fuzzy handcuffs.”

“Well, party’s dead.” “It took longer than we expected.” “I’m trying!” “We know.”

“I mean, where’s the colorful vomiting? Where’s the bleeding from the face?” “The DMG.”

“I made note of your advice last time, Kevin – ‘Do more good than harm.’ I’m curious…

“That would be ‘hey, asshole.’” “That’s very rude.” “Have you met us?”

“I don’t even have the grease spell, but I still walk around with a pork rind and…

“Well, I make shoes. What do you make?” “Mistakes.”

“The electrical thing is bad, don’t get me wrong…” “And you would know.”

“Well, finally, we finished the journey to morgue drawer.”