Author: Sarah
October 17, 2018
“I made note of your advice last time, Kevin – ‘Do more good than harm.’ I’m curious…
October 10, 2018
“That would be ‘hey, asshole.’” “That’s very rude.” “Have you met us?”
October 3, 2018
“I don’t even have the grease spell, but I still walk around with a pork rind and…
September 26, 2018
“Well, I make shoes. What do you make?” “Mistakes.”
September 12, 2018
“The electrical thing is bad, don’t get me wrong…” “And you would know.”
August 22, 2018
“Well, finally, we finished the journey to morgue drawer.”
July 4, 2018
“What did you say?” “What did you hear? Because I think that might be more fun.” “Something…
July 2, 2018
“Well, he’d be like eating a donut hole, and you’d be like eating a donut, if you’re…
June 23, 2018
“For one, the light is kind of painful, kind of like when you go to a morning…
June 8, 2018
“I hope that’s your willpower and not my willpower…”