Author: Sarah
September 13, 2017
“I believe where we come from, we call those guides.” “Oh. No. Don’t be our guide.” “That…
September 6, 2017
“He probably had at least one less sanity than I do.”
August 23, 2017
“Well, just call up a crossroads demon and sell your soul.” “How do you think I got…
August 16, 2017
“If we were in South America, we could order from Amazon!”
August 9, 2017
“In the nearly abandoned dig.” “It’s our dig now!”
August 2, 2017
“Wait, who was included in that pointing?”
July 26, 2017
“Why him?” “The last time I did it to a random guy, it incited a mob.”
July 12, 2017
“He’s a member of the P-Funk All-stars.” “The what?” “Parliament.”
June 7, 2017
“‘Don’t use any weapons on it, they don’t have any effect.’” “Never have I been so glad…
May 31, 2017
“What’s the DC equivalent of giant octopus logo?” “Aquaman.”