Author: Sarah

“We’re gonna go see if this smells like chloroform to him.” “Probably not; he’s had all that…

“If it looks like it’s going to go poorly, I might call someone.” “Looks like I’ll live….

“There was a trade caravan that was supposed to be arriving…” “With our other character?”

“All right, let’s fuck this up. Because I have realistic expectations.”

“To be fair, I never cared if I could read my notes.”

“That is not how I present myself to a tree.”

“Wait, are we adopting zombie children now? Don’t say yes… don’t say yes…” “So do we know…

“I stack some staples on the door…” “No, no, those are too small. At least use nails.”

“Technically, I could see two more episodes, if everybody…” “Have you met us?”

“Yeah, but if he was gonna be offended by me, he could smell me at the door.”