Author: Sarah
July 26, 2017
“Why him?” “The last time I did it to a random guy, it incited a mob.”
July 12, 2017
“He’s a member of the P-Funk All-stars.” “The what?” “Parliament.”
June 7, 2017
“‘Don’t use any weapons on it, they don’t have any effect.’” “Never have I been so glad…
May 31, 2017
“What’s the DC equivalent of giant octopus logo?” “Aquaman.”
May 24, 2017
“It’s only a problem if he goes full Riff Raff.” “You never go full Riff Raff.”
May 17, 2017
“I should never be Plan A. I. SHOULD. NEVER. BE. PLAN. A.”
May 11, 2017
“But it’s not as bad as the guy that turned into eels.”
April 26, 2017
“What are you?” “Me.”
April 19, 2017
“I’m going to spend the luck so I become the target of literally everything ever…”
April 12, 2017
“It was mostly for D. He doesn’t know how to play a moron.” “Have you…” “Not paid…