Author: Sarah

“I think it’s because the abuse is funnier.”

“I don’t want him in my junk. Or on my boat.”

“Are you talking about Jason and Bryan?” “Yes.” “I wasn’t even part of the conversation, and I…

“That’s a tree, not a monster.” “That one is a spider climbing over a house…”

“I don’t recall so much running as walking with purpose…” “And direction.” “Away from the sound of…

“He died of Wookiee.”

“We head back to the thus far unburned-down hotel.”

“Did you just say that all the attacks were sciatic?”

“Sometimes, you need to shove a q-tip in your USB port.”

“I guess we should get hotel rooms.” “Right. What would we burn down if we didn’t have…