Author: Sarah

“We head back to the thus far unburned-down hotel.”

“Did you just say that all the attacks were sciatic?”

“Sometimes, you need to shove a q-tip in your USB port.”

“I guess we should get hotel rooms.” “Right. What would we burn down if we didn’t have…

“You’re trying to smart with a dwarf.” “I’m trying to smart with a ranger.” “Fair point.”

“Your flashlights increase the level of visible squalor.”

“We went from eight cultists to seven and two half cultists.”

“Again, ‘poorly thought out’ seems to describe a great many things…”

“He had several troubles with a shovel, as I recall.” “He would have had fewer troubles with…

“‘I’ve gotta go file the cabinet…’ ‘What?’ ‘I’m bad at innuendos.’”