Author: Sarah
December 16, 2015
“Heather was like, ‘I’m really only comfortable backing one dead cat at a time.’”
December 2, 2015
“I’m just gonna put this out there… if you’re working for Darryl and your credit rating is…
November 18, 2015
“So…” “We’d just killed all the bad guys.” “I think you’d just found an ambush…”
November 4, 2015
“It’s going to be wall-to-wall Alderaani in here…”
October 28, 2015
“That’s what the back of the fortune says: carrying ham juice won’t carry out well.”
October 14, 2015
“We’re going to have a ballistic Rodian?” “No, I’d say it’s more an ablative Rodian.”
October 7, 2015
“They should make a gender-flipped Fifty Shades of Grey.” “Isn’t that the police blotter?”
September 16, 2015
“Will this be a pants optional Call of Cthulhu game?”
September 9, 2015
“Team handball is like upside down soccer.”
September 2, 2015
“If I add them all together, I might get 8…”