Author: Sarah
March 16, 2016
“I meant to say Olympic level, but college just kept coming out.”
March 9, 2016
“My top skill is Charm.” “Mine is Locksmith.” “Mine is Credit Rating.”
March 2, 2016
“Is there a table?” “Yeah, he just said there are no empty tables.” “…I missed that.”
March 2, 2016
“How many bodies does it take to make a mass murderer?” “I asked the exact same question…
February 3, 2016
“I don’t know where that word went, but let’s pretend that didn’t happen.” “Left. The word went…
January 27, 2016
“At least now you know there is a… slightly foxed… copy of The People of the Monolith.”…
January 20, 2016
“We haven’t tried fitting anyone in the trunk yet.” “You haven’t.” “Trust me, sir. They’ll fit.”
January 13, 2016
“That’s totally going to be a 00, isn’t it. Yeah, it is.”
January 6, 2016
“Friend… cash cow…” “I feel like we’re using the same words…”
December 30, 2015
“Hopefully not autoerotic defenestration.”