Author: Sarah

“I mean, Will is my weast – ““Weast?”“I was trying for worst and least…” “I could just…

“There is a 40 foot ridge ahead of you.”“So the opposite of a ravine, then.” “I have…

“And by ‘picture of a shield,’ I mean you could believe it.” “Cleric on cleric rap battle?”…

“It’s been a couple of weeks. I should get to roll again.” “We are going to do…

“It’s the fucking shibari delivery service.” “Tiny herbs need tiny swords.” “Does the sparrow fly up to…

“Stabbing people is a people skill! It’s got ‘people’ right in the name.” “Well, being stabbed still…

“Are the spiders having a seance?”“No, no.” “How’s an 11?”“An 11 makes me think I should remind…

“That just sounds like you’re being cruel as well as dismissive. ‘Do you want the shit that…

“It’s tingle fingers from here on out!” “Find your own mushroom to hide behind!”“I’m not hiding behind…

“Who nominated you captain of the team?”“God.”“There’s a lot of those; you’re going to have to be…