October 26, 2012
“Who said you’re going to be killing someone?”
“I won’t be. I don’t have a weapon.”
October 25, 2012
“It’s D&D on Hard Mode.”
October 4, 2012
“Does it die if it stops moving?”
“No.”
“Well, it’s not really a shark-dog, is it?”
September 20, 2012
“Do you work in the ball pit of Chuck-E-Cheese?”
“That’s why he wears orange all the time. He’s one of the balls!”
August 19, 2012
“76. I like that number. Just not when it’s directed at me.”
“I didn’t hit you with a 76. I hit you with a 90.”
August 4, 2012
“It puts the halfling in the bag.”
August 4, 2012
“Also, Havok won’t let you VTOL the QuinJet because he won’t let the valet drive it away.”
July 28, 2012
“Whaaaat? I don’t even know what a whispering fart tower is.”
July 19, 2012
“What about stuff like that?”
“Well, I have stuff.”
“What about that?”
July 6, 2012
“Can we just… duct tape the vorpal sword to the end of Kevin’s lance?”