May 3, 2012
“You, painting, where’s the king?”
April 28, 2012
“…So really, I was born in Rhode Island and three neighboring states.”
April 26, 2012
“But some people are different. Some people have seen less Schwarzenegger movies than I have.”
April 14, 2012
“Oh, he’s only half vampire. He’s three feet under.”
April 14, 2012
“What channel was it on? The internet?”
March 24, 2012
“Don’t worry, I won’t leave anybody out.”
“I would like to be left out.”
March 24, 2012
“Oh, I heard you. It’s all these monkeys that I heard too.”
March 24, 2012
“What? You’ve taken our word for everything else we’ve said so far.”
March 9, 2012
“Where the hell did I get an accent?”
“Uh, you picked it up off one of the dead bodies and equipped it?”
March 8, 2012
“X-wings? OK. AT-ATs? OK. Ponies? Totally unbalancing.”