August 14, 2011
“What’s the mule named?”
“One.”
August 13, 2011
“Because that’s what you want: a grappling wizard.”
July 31, 2011
“Because yeah, that sound is annoying, but my dick is choking.”
July 30, 2011
“Free chloroform with every purchase of 3 smelling salts!”
July 24, 2011
“I gently and respectfully poke it with a stick.”
July 23, 2011
“WHY can I not have a horse I don’t fist?!”
July 17, 2011
“…to clean the taint that is troubling our city.”
“We have to clean their taint for them…”
July 16, 2011
“They’re called the Royal Baths.”
“It’s called ‘whore lives on streets, smells funny.'”
July 8, 2011
“This isn’t a dialect; it’s an insult to the ears.”
“Yeah, but we’re used to that from you.”
June 10, 2011
“Incendiary bees!”